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wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

alexthebeck

alexthebeck:

'XXX Large' 24x24 inches, oil on masonite

One of my favorite paintings I’ve done yet. This feels like a direction I’d be happy to pursue further. It’s inspired by my old photo collection, pornography and ghosts. I feel like the man doesn’t have any interest in lust, as if he loved and then lost and can’t forget what it means to really feel another person.

Ok, ok, I know. There’s pizza so I’m posting this as a joke. But I actually think it’s a beautiful and strange painting. Check out more from alexthebeck

thenearsightedmonkey

thenearsightedmonkey:

Dear Students,

Seeking extra credit? Dig these pictures from 1552. Click on them! See them bigger!

Copy any of these images into your compbook and stick to this time limit like it’s a game.

Pick a picture

Draw your borders

Set a timer

Three minutes non photo blue

20 minutes to ink or watercolor. 

When the alarm goes off and you have two more minutes to finish up.

Get to know what can happen in 25 minutes.

Picture-wise, you can’t lose! All of them will look good when you copy them and copying them will help you see some of the more insane parts of the images that you would have missed. Like the orange clouds in the picture above.

Sincerely,

Professor Bootsy

magictransistor:

Wunderzeichenbuch (The Book of Miracles) Augsburg, ca. 1552.